he knows how exactly to fool my mom n make her let him out
how to make dad give him food (junk food)
how to make aravin stop dead in his track n play with him
n to make me do all of th aboveHe's a very intelligent dog even though he does none of what th dog's you see on th Idiot box do. he cant catch a ball in th air., nor does he know how to fetch., nor does he know how to twist n twirl., nor does he know how to smile or make other silly faces., nor does he know how to walk to 2 legs n shake hand. N he cant deliver letters like th dog in 'Hum aapke hain kaun'. Why? Cuz he's a dog! I mean even rocky understands that al a dog needs to know is to run on 4 legs (n yeah's awesome at it~ if u can catch rocky u will be declared a Hero!), n he knows how to bang th front grill when he wants to come in th house. He also knows that barking serves many purpose
- woof woof~ im hungry
- wouuuuuuuuf woouuuuuuuu~i think there's some1 at th gate
- wuf wuf wuf~ im hungry
- wooof wooof wooof(infinity)~ i need to pee, could you please let me out?! (@#$%^&*!)
Yeah, thats pretty much al he knows.. n he even knows its best not to touch th laundry thats drying or it would be th laundry that killed him.
I just got back from th innumerable walks that Rocky demands from us in a day. He thinks its his birth right to go for a walk around th locality every 2 hours. He has even made friends with th area guard and his HUGE guard dog. Perhaps, he's aspiring to be a Guard dog in future.. *thinks* That'l be one hell of a sight. A dog th size of a cat but a heart of th bloodhound ;) *nyeh nyeh nyeh*
My previous dogs, somehow understood that going for a walk means, "to do your business". And if you get too spot a cat or sniff another dogG's rear end al th more better. But with rocky that isnt th case. For him, going for a walk means:
- I get to inhale Fresh air.. *i shall perform a lil bit of Yoga in th middle of th road, please!*
- These aunties here think im cute, i shal go sniff em and make some noise.
- Hey! was that th place i forgot to piss at yest?! I need to mark my territory, come!
- I havent sniffed that square inch of land yet! why are you hurrying me?!
N even after all these rattlings, I can safely say, Dogs are indeed man's (and woman's) best friend! And dont mistake Rocky for a bad guy. If only he could grasp the entire concept of going for a walk!
I wouldnt bet my money on that though!