rocky dogG

This guy.(rocky th rockstar) has been a part of th family for quite sometime now.

he knows how exactly to fool my mom n make her let him out

how to make dad give him food (junk food)

how to make aravin stop dead in his track n play with him

n to make me do all of th above

He's a very intelligent dog even though he does none of what th dog's you see on th Idiot box do. he cant catch a ball in th air., nor does he know how to fetch., nor does he know how to twist n twirl., nor does he know how to smile or make other silly faces., nor does he know how to walk to 2 legs n shake hand. N he cant deliver letters like th dog in 'Hum aapke hain kaun'. Why? Cuz he's a dog! I mean even rocky understands that al a dog needs to know is to run on 4 legs (n yeah's awesome at it~ if u can catch rocky u will be declared a Hero!), n he knows how to bang th front grill when he wants to come in th house. He also knows that barking serves many purpose

1. woof woof~ im hungry


2. wouuuuuuuuf woouuuuuuuu~i think there's some1 at th gate


3. wuf wuf wuf~ im hungry


4. wooof wooof wooof(infinity)~ i need to pee, could you please let me out?! (@#$%^&*!)
   
   Yeah, thats pretty much al he knows.. n he even knows its best not to touch th laundry thats drying or it would be th laundry that killed him.

But being Rocky's friend has many benefits *i shall dwell upon them later*. But like in every healthy/sound/happy relationship, we have issues! No, i shall not torment you by writing bout how he chooses to poop on th porch only when there are too many visitors arnd *at other times he's th perfectly behaved dog* But rocky and i have issues regarding his idea of "going for a walk"

I just got back from th innumerable walks that Rocky demands from us in a day. He thinks its his birth right to go for a walk around th locality every 2 hours. He has even made friends with th area guard and his HUGE guard dog. Perhaps, he's aspiring to be a Guard dog in future.. *thinks* That'l be one hell of a sight. A dog th size of a cat but a heart of th bloodhound ;) *nyeh nyeh nyeh*

My previous dogs, somehow understood that going for a walk means, "to do your business". And if you get too spot a cat or sniff another dogG's rear end al th more better. But with rocky that isnt th case. For him, going for a walk means:

• I get to inhale Fresh air.. *i shall perform a lil bit of Yoga in th middle of th road, please!*


• These aunties here think im cute, i shal go sniff em and make some noise.
  
• Hey! was that th place i forgot to piss at yest?! I need to mark my territory, come!


• I havent sniffed that square inch of land yet! why are you hurrying me?!

This guy here often gets a trail of something *its nasty most of the time*, and gets worked up, starts whining, sniffing and walks in circles as he pursue's his next victim of th day. And there goes th thoughts of "toilet" into the forewind. Maybe, he finds it a pretty intresting hobby or rather activity, but th human accompanying him doesnt think so, since its my arm that gets twisted n twirled trying to pull him n restrain him from going to place that he shudnt be going to. Actually, i wouldnt mind letting him pursue his trail, if he had a purpose, but considering his success rate which is terribly low and embarassing (to me and him), and he doesnt really know how to react when he comes face-to-face with his prey. 'Am i supposed to sniff it?' 'Attack it?' 'Play with it?'. He is truly lost! (very much like his owner~ you guys should agree with me on this point!) I have seen Rocky stand 2 feet away from a cat and watch them both wonder. The poor tomcat on its 4, staring at rocky.Perhaps asking him 'Are you gona do anything or do i continue with my nap?' This is embarassing for Rocky! Me! and the Cat!..

N even after all these rattlings, I can safely say, Dogs are indeed man's (and woman's) best friend! And dont mistake Rocky for a bad guy. If only he could grasp the entire concept of going for a walk!

I wouldnt bet my money on that though!

moski~ mossski~ moskito!

The world is filled with many things. And for starters it filled with more annoying things than soothing things. And im sure many of us would agree regarding the many annoying creatures present: Flies, Cocoroaches, Lizards, Jim Carrey, Himesh Reshamiya, etc (some of you may include me in the above mentioned list). But at the moment., the top spot goes to the World Most Annoying BugGer's ~ *drum rolls* ~ the anopheles~ n to all you lesser mortals knows as~ Machar a.k.a moski.

These beings can be divided into 2 categories..

1. those who die as soon as you spray sheltox or for th matter of fact any repellent on them
   

2. and th 2nd kind is th 1 which never dies. you can drown th room with sheltox and even risk yourself being killed, but no.. these small buggers never die! NEVER!

Fortunately these things ( i refuse to honour them by calling them by their names) dont like me~ or rather my blood. But th buzzing sound they make on th hot summer nights! drive me up th wall.. And Malaysia UNFORTUNATELY is a humid country to begin with. The central power system Board is excellent actually. They hardly ever disconnect us from our beloved idiot box~electricity in other words, but when they do, they choose th worst of days. its always during th hot summer days does th fan stop and these beings try to help by 'fanning' their wings right above your head!

Every evening my Mom's prepares th house for a battle zone. She looks at th clock. The sun. The clock. The sun. and finally when its about time *yeah she miraculously knows the exact time, latitude,longitude, magnitude and al th other equations regarding th Moski's* she shuts th sliding door, th main door, al th possible windows and ventilators, turning th house into a dark dark cave with no openings. And during th days we have to return home after dusk, we race th moski's into the house, trying to leave them lesser space to squeeze through. but i must say, the plan hardly ever works, considering 4 fully grown adults and a dog present.

But th moski's hovering at my doorstep should be aware of th fate that awaits them as they attempt entering our home. My mom has all possible repellents available in th market awaiting them. And I, find it easier to slap these things instead. Save money and in th process Save th ozone.

Thats when our Hero~ th mosq coil come in picture.. This is th kinda item that you dont remember after youve burned.. I mean, its like set it on fire and ur free for th rest of th night! (these buggers come out only after th sun's gone home).

Product decription~
Name~ MalingZ mosqi Coil

Purpose~ to kick ass~ th tiny ass that is

Pro's~ its less harmful to th ozone layer and u can light it up n forget it. portable.

Con's~ many people hate th smell of it and it makes th room yucky. asthma patients (coff coff)

Other uses~ it can be used to light crackers-when you cant find an incense stick(whc is also used for prayers), to light up ciggie's, beedi's, etc., (and a small note of warning- smoking is worse than moskis)

Yeah, so now, all you have to do is to drag a coil out of th pack, and light it up. and then sit back and watch th action. If you observe close enough and if you have th GIFT, you can see th smoke infiltrating th lungs of these small beings, you can see them gasping for air. the smoke and fumes caressing their lungs and breath.

But there's this little dogG at home, known as Rocky th Rockstar~ who doesnt mind these moski's. He seems adept at killing the, somehow. and he even eats them up at moments. I reckon he finds it a pretty fun activity to engage in and a marvelous snack?!. Well, thats 1 sentiment the rest of us dont share.

And well again, if ur thinking why did i spend so much time rattling about these small beings, which are pretty much insignificant (well, they cause dengue, malaria, chikungunya etc), might i remind you that you've been wasting similar amount of energy and time reading this post

*heh heh heh*..

Adios till then, there's a moski hovering right above my head...